Snoofalah (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Ugh, Crystal Skull was probably my biggest loss of expectations I've ever had.

BDSC2 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

um, birds where the reason that plane had to make a water landing in the hudson river a while back. O_oSo it's not really dumb imo.

theTROOPER1945 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

im surprised all 10 werent from crystal skull

poisionarrowclean (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

my cock is HUGE! H.U.G.E.

SuperDorkusMaximus (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I couldn't follow the alien garbage in the 4th film at all. I tuned it out. This is the sign of a very poor script. I don't believe it's the audience that has changed so much as that a movie that took 20 years of wasting time spanking the monkey over a great script, and they go and shit out the garbage I saw on the silver screen. Crystal Skull is a tragedy of modern cinema. I believe George Lucas decided to Jar Jar Binks the Indiana Jones trilogy, and he did. Damn him to hell.

SuperDorkusMaximus (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

You try to be fair and point out the silly, unrealistic moments in the earlier films, but to me the truth is that all idiocy comes from the Crystal Skull. The movie is an insult to the original trilogy. I never saw the original trilogy as dumb at any time. Arks and Sankara stones may not be realistic, but they seemed more legitimate because it has enough historical truth to be taken seriously, provided the script is good at explaining and carrying the myth.

citizenhal (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

@butt3rfing3rz424... ok... so a film about a holy ark that melts people's faces, or an 800 year old knight, or the holy grail, a voodoo doll.... that's all completely believable, but ALIENS? OMG someone get the film police! this shit is unrealistic!please. none of the Indiana films are realistic. moaning because it's got aliens in is like moaning because a beefburger has cow in it.

linkinman84 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

6:56"But we're not sinking! We're CRAASSHIIIIINNNGG AAHHHH!!!!

gabedamien (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Funny, I didn't mind (and even liked) some of your picks—emphasis on some. But there were other FAR more stupid scenes that you omitted. Like Mutt's line, "I'm pretty good with a blade..." I groaned at that, not only because it sounded idiotic, but because you KNEW that he was going to end up "fencing" later in the movie.

PhantomJerad (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Watch Your Mouth Moron Or Get Kicked